Community-Driven Score
Every figure's score is the sum of 10 community-rated factors (each 0–10), giving a final score out of 100. Any signed-in user can rate any figure. The more voters, the more accurate the score.
Scores are determined entirely by community ratings across 10 factors. Admins can override. This is satire.
Every figure's score is the sum of 10 community-rated factors (each 0–10), giving a final score out of 100. Any signed-in user can rate any figure. The more voters, the more accurate the score.
Ratings can be updated once per day per figure. Rankings recalculate automatically as votes come in, keeping momentum readable and reducing overnight brigading.
Admins can pin a manual score on any figure, overriding the community calculation. This is used for special cases, corrections, or editorial decisions. Overrides are visible in the admin panel.
The delta (±) shows score movement over the past 7 days. Large positive delta = rapidly rising figure. Large negative = falling out of favour.
Free expression stays open except for doxxing, threats, illegal content, and spam. Everything else stays in open debate.
Major seasons reset every quarter while preserving a historical all-time board. Past scores are snapshotted before each reset.
Blackpilled saint tier. It is over.
Deep in the forums, fully ideologically committed.
Normie adjacent. Still coping hard.
Bluepilled, socially functional, gets touches.
Each factor is rated 0–10 by the community. Sum of all 10 = final score out of 100. Higher scores = more "incel" per subculture's own framing and academic research patterns. This is a tongue-in-cheek satirical synthesis — not a diagnostic tool, not medical advice, not an endorsement of any ideology.
Harmony, dimorphism, jaw, hunter eyes, canthal tilt
0 = Chadlite+
10 = Subhuman PSL
Under 5'6" = max points; over 6'2" = zero
0 = 6'2"+
10 = Under 5'6"
Wrist size, shoulder-to-waist ratio, muscle mass, body fat
0 = Chad physique
10 = Manlet frame
Virginity status, never-kissed streak, relationship history
0 = Active dating life
10 = 25+ KHHV virgin
Genetic determinism belief, AWALT, 80/20, LDAR nihilism
0 = Bluepilled normie
10 = Full LDAR fatalist
Hours/day on incel forums, posting rate, slang mastery
0 = Never visited
10 = 8+ hrs/day, max karma
Friendlessness, NEET status, sex-segregated life
0 = Active social life
10 = Zero friends, NEET
Depression, anxiety, autism traits, insecure attachment
0 = Mentally stable
10 = Multiple diagnoses
Blaming women/society, external locus of control, entitlement
0 = Personal responsibility
10 = Full external blame
Rejects all self-improvement, 'therapy is cope', pure LDAR
0 = Gymmaxxing actively
10 = Mocks all advice
Scoring system synthesised from: Wikipedia Incel entry, Sparks 2022 academic review, Fontanesi ITS scale, Baele ideology analyses, PSL/looksmax documentation, and community forum discourse. For satirical and analytical purposes only.