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Facial Aesthetics

5/10

0 — Chadlite+Subhuman PSL — 10

Facial Aesthetics

PSL / Face

Harmony, dimorphism, jaw, hunter eyes, canthal tilt

5/10

0 — Chadlite+Subhuman PSL — 10

Height

5/10

0 — 6'2"+Under 5'6" — 10

Height

Heightpill

Under 5'6" = max points; over 6'2" = zero

5/10

0 — 6'2"+Under 5'6" — 10

Body & Frame

5/10

0 — Chad physiqueManlet frame — 10

Body & Frame

Frame

Wrist size, shoulder-to-waist ratio, muscle mass, body fat

5/10

0 — Chad physiqueManlet frame — 10

Romantic Experience

5/10

0 — Active dating life25+ KHHV virgin — 10

Romantic Experience

Truecel Purity

Virginity status, never-kissed streak, relationship history

5/10

0 — Active dating life25+ KHHV virgin — 10

Blackpill Ideology

5/10

0 — Bluepilled normieFull LDAR fatalist — 10

Blackpill Ideology

Ideology Depth

Genetic determinism belief, AWALT, 80/20, LDAR nihilism

5/10

0 — Bluepilled normieFull LDAR fatalist — 10

Forum Immersion

5/10

0 — Never visited8+ hrs/day, max karma — 10

Forum Immersion

Online Activity

Hours/day on incel forums, posting rate, slang mastery

5/10

0 — Never visited8+ hrs/day, max karma — 10

Social Isolation

5/10

0 — Active social lifeZero friends, NEET — 10

Social Isolation

Outcast Factor

Friendlessness, NEET status, sex-segregated life

5/10

0 — Active social lifeZero friends, NEET — 10

Mental Health Burden

5/10

0 — Mentally stableMultiple diagnoses — 10

Mental Health Burden

Neurodivergence

Depression, anxiety, autism traits, insecure attachment

5/10

0 — Mentally stableMultiple diagnoses — 10

Victimhood Mentality

5/10

0 — Personal responsibilityFull external blame — 10

Victimhood Mentality

Enraged

Blaming women/society, external locus of control, entitlement

5/10

0 — Personal responsibilityFull external blame — 10

Hopelessness

5/10

0 — Gymmaxxing activelyMocks all advice — 10

Hopelessness

Anti-Cope

Rejects all self-improvement, 'therapy is cope', pure LDAR

5/10

0 — Gymmaxxing activelyMocks all advice — 10